Beer Goggles 24/7

Ama must have beer goggles 24/7. I mean, Reed is just a teenager with a soap mustache, and she's gotta be in her twenties at least. Although, the youngest lawyer in US history was only 17. (I love Wikipedia.)

So I saw Pirates of the Caribbean yesterday, as you may expect yeah I liked it, but I'm worried about the third installment. Without giving anything away I can't really openly express my concerns, but know that I'm worried, and when Justin Pixler is worried, everyone should be worried. Most sequels don't live up to the originals though, just statistically speaking. I can only think of one sequel off the top of my head that I liked more than the first, Spiderman 2 was a huge improvement on Spiderman 1, which isn't to say SP1 was a bad movie, and neither was Pirates 2, nevertheless...

-Justin

A Full Plane

When an Amazon woman is towering over you, I suppose you are somewhat compelled to tell the truth. At least that's our understanding.

Without Superman or Pirates to look forward to any more, there's only one thrill ride left this summer. That's right, Snakes on a Plane. August 18th approaches, people!

- Patrick